Thursday, July 24, 2014

July 24, 2014



The person I shacked with had a snake
Creepy
Python
Martini night
Everyone and their mom will be there
Gotta get there early
Cover charge
Is there a crazy one
I am the official crazy
Conservations
Plan of action is
Your support
All it does is get your hopes up
Saw my fling from last week
Saw him after I danced with someone else
Probably for 10 songs
He is very organized
That was very heartfelt
Did you respond to????
Arm wrestling match?
Too sensitive to his needs
I am gonna talk to you about a certain friend of mine and yours

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

July 23, 2014




Stupid bad move
Ingenuity
Cross the parking a lot to avoid sitting through four lights
How is your week going?
Do you mind if I make coffee?
Do you have coffee?
Yes
Do you have a cup?
No
Do you know that person with the different name?
He’s awesome, I would definitely recommend him
Is the conference room available?
Yes
I need to lock myself in
I have clothes for her
I will be here all afternoon
Great
We are going to go around and meet everyone in the building
Going to get lunch
I need water
How are you?
ALRIGHT!
Hey-Hey
How was the rest of your night?
I am still really pissed off about the twelve dollars
My issue is….
Is there a rule
This always happens when I am not paying attention
Hi I am barely here
I am putting something in the fridge
Maybe I will meet her on the way back
I am in the office consistently
A system in place
How much you are willing to give us
I am so awkward
Whenever I throw up, it is in a toilet
My wallet is missing, can’t find it
The problem is there is a giant group of people
Plan for tonight
I have to get a new couch because everyone hates my futon
Oh yeah!
You know, I gotcha boy
You smell too nice, you totally took a shower
You always look really awkward
He tried to make out with me, we both did not remember
I hang out here a lot, it’s a problem
Selling himself out for money
Introverted people are like…HUH
Had to go back and get the recovery disks, it has been kind of an ordeal
He wants to meet weekly
Payroll is screwed up
We all tried to help him
Do not worry about it
He was overpaid

July 22, 2014



Look everyone I am planking…
Hey does your family want to adopt a gay kid
I think my parents have their hands full with the one they have
Cry me a river and build me a bridge
When I call my parents and ask for money they give me the whole spiel about money management
Being liberal and rich, hypocritical
I love Halloween
I really want to be a Jedi, oh a Storm Trooper
Can’t accept people for being ignorant
Okay Oprah