July 23, 2014

Stupid bad move

Ingenuity

Cross the parking a lot to avoid sitting through four lights

How is your week going?

Do you mind if I make coffee?

Do you have coffee?

Yes

Do you have a cup?

No

Do you know that person with the different name?

He’s awesome, I would definitely recommend him

Is the conference room available?

Yes

I need to lock myself in

I have clothes for her

I will be here all afternoon

Great

We are going to go around and meet everyone in the building

Going to get lunch

I need water

How are you?

ALRIGHT!

Hey-Hey

How was the rest of your night?

I am still really pissed off about the twelve dollars

My issue is….

Is there a rule

This always happens when I am not paying attention

Hi I am barely here

I am putting something in the fridge

Maybe I will meet her on the way back

I am in the office consistently

A system in place

How much you are willing to give us

I am so awkward

Whenever I throw up, it is in a toilet

My wallet is missing, can’t find it

The problem is there is a giant group of people

Plan for tonight

I have to get a new couch because everyone hates my futon

Oh yeah!

You know, I gotcha boy

You smell too nice, you totally took a shower

You always look really awkward

He tried to make out with me, we both did not remember

I hang out here a lot, it’s a problem

Selling himself out for money

Introverted people are like…HUH

Had to go back and get the recovery disks, it has been kind of an ordeal

He wants to meet weekly

Payroll is screwed up

We all tried to help him

Do not worry about it

He was overpaid